Thursday, January 8, 2009

Flour Power

I need flour for cakes, pastries, cookies, dumplings and of course bread. Food today, food now and food forever. This according to 30 year old Shanon Thomas, a contestant on NBC's show, The Biggest Loser. Shanon recently assaulted a tenant or someone who had the "audacity" to take away a bag of self rising flour from her.

You can mess with anything you want buddy! Don't take away my flour from me or else there will be hell to pay. I will do time in jail if you mess with my food. You think I gained this much weight by eating the skinny-girl diet ha? No way buster! It was all carbohydrates! Flour for life! Hail to the bag of self-rising flour.