Thursday, January 15, 2009

La Guardia Airport Hires Vice President Dick Cheney

I have an idea. Since birds caused US Airways flight 1549 to crash into the Hudson River on Thursday January 15, 2009 why not hire Vice President Dick Cheney and his friends to rid New York's Airports of its bird problems.

Instead of shooting friends in the face, he could shoot birds in their face and wings. Besides, he will be searching for work shortly.


  1. not a good idea because shooting your friend in the face when you did not plan to kill them indicates a lousy shot, so i wouldn't want him trying to shoot birds and take down the plane in the process, lol.

  2. Maybe with some more practice he will become an expert marksman. This would be equivalent to his marksmanship as Vice President of the United States, especially his secret energy meetings and philosophies.